Islamic Failure Series – Episode 69 – You shouldn’t hold your penis with your right hand while urinating

Islamic Failure Series – Episode 69 – You shouldn’t hold your penis with your right hand while urinating

You will be shocked by the mount of hadiths that Muhammad said while teaching his followers about this extremely important subject that exceeds the importance of science and technology, i.e urinating, or should I say Quantum Pissology!

I won’t paste all the hadiths but I’ll give you the links to verify by yourself and check your own books in case you own one or more of the books of hadith

http://sunnah.com/muslim/2/80

حَدَّثَنَا يَحْيَى بْنُ يَحْيَى، أَخْبَرَنَا عَبْدُ الرَّحْمَنِ بْنُ مَهْدِيٍّ، عَنْ هَمَّامٍ، عَنْ يَحْيَى بْنِ أَبِي كَثِيرٍ، عَنْ عَبْدِ اللَّهِ بْنِ أَبِي قَتَادَةَ، عَنْ أَبِيهِ، قَالَ قَالَ رَسُولُ اللَّهِ صلى الله عليه وسلم ‏ “‏ لاَ يُمْسِكَنَّ أَحَدُكُمْ ذَكَرَهُ بِيَمِينِهِ وَهُوَ يَبُولُ وَلاَ يَتَمَسَّحْ مِنَ الْخَلاَءِ بِيَمِينِهِ وَلاَ يَتَنَفَّسْ فِي الإِنَاءِ ‏”‏

The Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) said: None of you should hold his penis with his right hand while urinating, or wipe himself with his right hand in privy and should not breathe into the vessel (from which he drinks).

http://sunnah.com/bukhari/4/20
حَدَّثَنَا مُحَمَّدُ بْنُ يُوسُفَ، قَالَ حَدَّثَنَا الأَوْزَاعِيُّ، عَنْ يَحْيَى بْنِ أَبِي كَثِيرٍ، عَنْ عَبْدِ اللَّهِ بْنِ أَبِي قَتَادَةَ، عَنْ أَبِيهِ، عَنِ النَّبِيِّ صلى الله عليه وسلم قَالَ ‏ “‏ إِذَا بَالَ أَحَدُكُمْ فَلاَ يَأْخُذَنَّ ذَكَرَهُ بِيَمِينِهِ، وَلاَ يَسْتَنْجِي بِيَمِينِهِ، وَلاَ يَتَنَفَّسْ فِي الإِنَاءِ ‏”‏‏.‏
The Prophet (ﷺ) said, “*Whenever anyone of you makes water he should not hold his penis or clean his private parts with his right hand*. (And while drinking) one should not breathe in the drinking utensil .”

Same stuff here
http://sunnah.com/riyadussaliheen/18/138
http://sunnah.com/muslim/2/82
http://sunnah.com/bulugh/1/114
http://sunnah.com/bukhari/4/19
http://sunnah.com/bukhari/74/56
http://sunnah.com/urn/1100470
http://sunnah.com/urn/1100480
http://sunnah.com/abudawud/1/31
http://sunnah.com/urn/1303291
http://sunnah.com/muslim/2/81
http://sunnah.com/urn/1100240
http://sunnah.com/urn/1100250
http://sunnah.com/tirmidhi/1/15

Yeah, humanity needed a prophesy to tell us such an invaluable piece of information we didn’t know about, along with not breathing in the vessel from which you drink. And obviously no reason is given, just orders!

#islam #quran #hadith #sharia #failure
#اسلام #قرآن #حديث #شريعة #فشل

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About Mike

Hello, I am an atheist because of reason and personal experience. I am a father of THREE lovely living kids and two dead embryos, married to a lovely Christian Catholic devoted woman. Yes, black and white can coexist as long as there is respect and love, which is something abstracted from any belief or religion. I do not claim absolute truth and not 100% sure that a God does not exist somewhere out there. The scientific method is what I use to connect to reality. If there is something I don't understand, then it is because i don't understand, not because god exists. In case you haven't noticed, I am a native Arab, and English is my third language (yes there is second language). I like reading the Bible and the Quran and the critics of both of them. I also love watching documentaries especially astronomy, cosmology, Quantum Physics, and new discoveries in science in general, and Physics in particular.
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One Response to Islamic Failure Series – Episode 69 – You shouldn’t hold your penis with your right hand while urinating

  1. do not breath…. ah yes, so much more important than boiling water will make it safe to drink.

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